Sunday, January 15, 2017

Warnings that could have happened

...but have not yet:

"We respectfully request that guests refrain from eating bread over the lavatory sinks."

"Will the party whose toiletry bag is labeled 'Acorn Squash' please report for additional screening."

"Will the tall man in row 33 please allow the man in front of him to recline?"

"Church closing, you please go now bye bye OK?" (Well, this one did happen...)

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